Sometimes I have ridiculous thoughts.

Like just now, for example, I was doing the dishes and thinking about the presidential primaries. And I began to daydream about how justice might be served if Hillary wins it all… her husband would be reduced to the deferring personality of “first gentleman,” and Hillary would have the opportunity to let him catch her in the oval office giving some cute young thing with six-pack abs a blow job.

And you know what? Not a woman in America would fault her for that. She wouldn’t even have to lie about it. She could just look America in the eye and say, “Yes, I did it. I’ll probably do it again. And, by the way, Bill darling… I swallowed.”

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