Okay, so this morning I finally said yes to my coworker who has been trying to set me up with her acupuncturist. I’ve never been set up before, and I don’t think I’ve ever dated a man with a job title ending in “ist” and a patient roster.

Do you think it’s rude if I ask him right off if his penis works?

Bring it on, Poker Man. Let’s go.

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